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Ibiza Fashion Trends

Posted by admin on May 22, 2012 in Uncategorized |

Are you heading out to Ibiza this summer? If so what are you going to pack besides vodka and your passport? This summer’s Ibiza fashion trends are not to be taken lightly, because too many people nowadays focus solely on their looks and put too much of their self esteem there. So, with that in mind, it’s time for the likes of  Michael Crusham to get the ball rolling and give you a heads up when it comes to the latest Ibiza fashion trends.

Ibiza Fashion Trends For Men

For the guys, don’t underestimate the shirt and jeans look. It makes you stand out from all those t-shirt wearing buffoons who walk around spouting lines like, ‘mate, I’d smash that’ or ‘lad, she is well tasty’. Any self respecting girl would only take them back to their hotel for the purpose of throwing them out, so leave the t-shirt for the beach (and even then, that’s only for travelling to and from, leave the fake tan at home and focus on the real thing). Ibiza fashion trends do have a tendency to change, but you can always play it safe with your blacks and whites, but leave the blacks for after dark because in the height of the Ibiza sun, wearing black would be suicide and no amount of antiperspirant will save you.

Brave Ibiza Fashion Trends

But you can push the Ibiza fashion trends if you want, go for the Hail Mary pass if you’re brave enough. Break out the blues and even the yellows, but don’t overdo it. Keep the colouring subtle (this means don’t go out looking like you’re radioactive, blinding every girl in sight) and if you’re Ginger like Elliot Lloyd, avoid the yellows altogether (and oranges and reds) and the Sun as well for your own safety. And if I find out that anyone is seen in public wearing sandals and socks at the same time, I will personally beat them until they are afraid to even look at a pair of either. Also, keep the cologne subtle too; we don’t want an overpowering musky scent clouding the already humid air. So, there it is, your 2012 Ibiza fashion trends post here to stay as long as you need it, I hope it has been helpful. Good luck!

Wear Cream with your T-shirt Elliot!!

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RSPCA – Revolting Shame for Property Construction Atrocity

Posted by admin on May 15, 2012 in Uncategorized |

RSPCA – Revolting Shame for Property Construction Atrocity The greatest joy in the life of animal enthusiast David Brown was the wild habitat he owned opposite his cottage that was home to foxes, badgers, hedgehogs and squirrels. So when he wrote his will, Mr Brown decided to leave his property to the RSPCA, a charity [...]

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Lets All Laugh At Man United

Posted by admin on April 24, 2012 in Uncategorized |

I would just like to show my ecstasy regarding Man United slipping up this weekend and giving up a 2 goal lead to the mighty Toffee Men. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to all who have any involvement or passing interest in this Football [...]

Comedy Sale Items

Posted by admin on March 30, 2012 in Uncategorized |

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything. Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male. Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300. For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, [...]

The Epitome Of Optimism

Posted by admin on March 21, 2012 in Uncategorized |

Very rarely do we spend time in the presence of greats; Not too often do we hear real words of wisdom; Only in certain circumstances do we really admire the willpower and reliability of a special person; and on only a small number of occasions do we get encapsulated in the sheer belief and optimism [...]

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Pilot and Aeroplane Jokes

Posted by admin on March 14, 2012 in Uncategorized |

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a ‘gripe sheet,’ which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct [...]

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Funny Test Answers From Kids

Posted by admin on February 28, 2012 in Uncategorized |

These are some of Funny Test Answers From Kids actually submitted on tests: via via via via via via via via via via

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Reptilian Shapeshifters – The Lizard People

Posted by admin on February 28, 2012 in Uncategorized |

Has anybody ever heard of Repitilian Shapeshifters? Also known as The Lizard People? Now this is a very new discovery for me and after my initial disbelief of this ridiculous sounding ‘Urban Myth’ I proceeded to look into the subject to see just what it was that people were finding to make them believe such [...]

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Getting Fit For The Summer

Posted by admin on February 22, 2012 in Uncategorized |
Getting Fit For The Summer

As we all know its the start of Lent today, the time to remember the time when Jesus went into the desert for 40 days and 40 nights fasting and had to overcome temptation by the Devil who tested him strength, willpower and self belief. Now I’m not particularly religious but being ‘ever the optimist’ [...]

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Cheap Travel Insurance for Summer

Posted by admin on February 17, 2012 in Uncategorized |

With Christmas now just a fading memory, and the dark months of winter stretching ahead, chances are your thoughts are turning to your holiday plans. It’s great to have something to look forward to, whether it’s a traditional two week break in the sun or a whole series of short trips spread throughout the year. [...]

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